transparency dashboard · updates with ours
the honest numbers.
this page reads from the same dashboard we check every morning. it does not know you're watching, and it would not flatter you if it did.
batch 01 — units reserved
0 / 1,500
since announcement, weekly · deposits in escrow, refundable until ship
days until spring 2027
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target: 2027-04-15
community waitlist
0
reservations by region
north america412
europe388
asia pacific176
everywhere else66
studio vitals
0
prototypes built
0
prototypes lovingly destroyed
0
lines of firmware
0
presets shared in beta
0
newsletter readers
0
espresso shots pulled
methodology: there is no methodology. these are the real counters. when something slips we say so on signal.